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  1. riddle

    November 21, 2008 by JoAnn

    why is a math book so sad?

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    because it has so many problems.


  2. i really like this

    November 1, 2008 by JoAnn

    (click on the image)

    Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.
    The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,
    ‘Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don’t fall into the river.’
    The little girl said, ‘No, Dad. You hold my hand.’
    ‘What’s the difference?’ Asked the puzzled father.
    ‘There’s a big difference,’ replied the little girl.

    ‘If I hold your hand and something happens to me,
    chances are that I may let your hand go.
    But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens,
    you will never let my hand go.’

    In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind,
    but in its bond.

    So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours…


  3. fake “accents”

    October 29, 2008 by JoAnn

    wonder why some people want to speak with a fake ‘accent’ especially when presenting. you know, when people purposely emphasize on the R. super irritating can! it doesn’t mean that you can present better with that accent, stupid.


  4. all moanday, tearday, wailsday, thumpsday, frightday, shatterday.

    October 27, 2008 by JoAnn

    it’s the end of the 2nd week of school! and i’m already lagging behind. hahah! i’m actually supposed to be doing this e-learning thingy on Apple (which should already be submitted by 1159 on sun), but here i am blogging! it really baffles me how much i procrastinate and especially at times like this that i think of blogging. you know, i even noticed that i blog more often during exam periods than on normal days =/ how ironic. and i’m still owing my ITP report to ms tham la! still stuck at the company background somemore -.- i really got to get my ass infront of the computer and start typing away tomorrow man. arghh!!!

    i read an article on the straits times that the full stop (.) is slowly being taken over by the exclamation mark (!) and the writer was saying something about marking primary school kids compositions and the extend to which the kids use exclamations and how adults are also guilty of it. and then, i realised that it’s kinda true. even when i’m chatting with my friends online or sms-ing, exclamation marks come up alot. i use it alot too! haha even in this post there’re quite a few already. it’s just that, sometimes using full stops just don’t have the same effect as an exclamation mark, you know?

    e.g.

    A: omg! did you see what C was wearing?! hahaha totally hideous!
    B: yeah!! like wth right! hahaha!

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    A: omg. did you see what C was wearing? hahaha totally hideous.
    B: yeah. like wth right. hahaha.

    see what i mean?! hahah! okay. that was kind of stupid la. i couldn’t think of a better example. pardon me =/ hahaa.

    i’ve got to finish up my Apple e-learning stuff already. haha this post is totally random.


  5. 5 weeks 3 days to go.

    September 2, 2008 by JoAnn

    was so freaking tired today. kept dozing off while working =x
    … actually i think i feel tired everyday.

    monday blues yesterday. super sian 1/2 feeling. im longing for every friday 6pm and hating every monday.

    i need more time! i wanna play my ds. i wanna sleep. i wanna suntan. i wanna go for my driving lessons. i wanna shop.

    you know, i went for my driving lesson on sunday after breaking for 2 whole weeks, and my driving was damn sucky. i couldn’t control the brakes properly. my turning wasn’t smooth as before. =(

    please please please let the next few weeks past faster. and then it’s another 2 days of rest and the last semester starts =/


  6. ello

    August 8, 2008 by JoAnn

    my story starts now.
    it has no beginning.
    i don’t know the end.
    so what you’re reading is everything else.
    everything in between.