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		<title>Testing 1, 2, 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 08:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>arctic</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 08:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JoAnn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[maybe i should wear gloves in the office. wants to leave this place asap! think i&#8217;ll miss my buddies here. but i still want to leave. definitely won&#8217;t miss the devil. she doesn&#8217;t wear prada. i want chanel! chanel 2.55 &#60;3 this is damn random. i have nothing to do at work that&#8217;s why. though [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>maybe i should wear gloves in the office.<br />
wants to leave this place asap!<br />
think i&#8217;ll miss my buddies here.<br />
but i still want to leave.<br />
definitely won&#8217;t miss the devil.<br />
she doesn&#8217;t wear prada.<br />
i want chanel!<br />
<strong>chanel 2.55</strong> <strong>&lt;3</strong><br />
this is damn random.<br />
i have nothing to do at work that&#8217;s why.<br />
though there&#8217;s submission tomorrow.<br />
but there&#8217;s nothing much yet.<br />
might have to OT =(<br />
last kickboxing lesson tonight!<br />
will have to skip if OT.<br />
signed up for more lessons.<br />
keep fit time.<br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;">NOT</span> diet.<br />
me never grow fat only grow fatter.<br />
there&#8217;s a difference.<br />
1 more day!<br />
don&#8217;t like to msg ahgong.<br />
his replies like very cold sometimes =(<br />
or that it feels very <em>fu yan</em>.<br />
hope he does well for his live firing.<br />
and i really regret writing that letter.<br />
after he said they&#8217;ll use it to <span style="color: #000000;"><del datetime="2009-10-30T01:19:15+00:00">mindfuck</del> them</span>.<br />
though i don&#8217;t know how.<br />
i wonder if they&#8217;ll read it =O<br />
sudden loud thunder!<br />
my fingers are freezing =(<br />
it&#8217;s dark outside.<br />
gonna rain soon.<br />
<strong>payday&#8217;s coming!</strong><br />
time to save up some money.<br />
thinking of studying soon.<br />
i hate working what with all the politics.<br />
i hate the hongky.<br />
i am not your personal secretary okay!<br />
knsccb !#%@#<br />
gonna study HR i think.<br />
remember how i used to complain about the attachment company?<br />
actually it wasn&#8217;t that bad.<br />
and daddy says he can see that i was happier working there.<br />
i had ollie there with me!!<br />
now i don&#8217;t =((<br />
i miss poly life.<br />
<strong>i miss my babes.</strong><br />
i wanna sit at the underpass eating tabao-ed beehoon.<br />
skipping lectures to eat pepper lunch at IMM.<br />
slacking at the underpass or CC basement.<br />
getting chased off the CC basement by &#8220;ollie&#8217;s best friend&#8221;<br />
buying onigiris and vitasoy up to class.<br />
being (almost) always late for class.<br />
laughing at shyy burping.<br />
all the funny antics and lovely <em>mr woo woo</em>.<br />
and then i miss those times in poly year 1 when the n1 people would meet up like almost everyday.<br />
how we would hangout at macs most of the times.<br />
laughing and being happy.<br />
i don&#8217;t wanna grow up =(<br />
growing up means more stress and responsibilities.<br />
i wanna be that cute kid i once was.<br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;">sleeping eating playing all day</span>.<br />
no responsibilities.<br />
<span style="text-decoration: line-through;">no money issues</span>.<br />
i wanna be a taitai!<br />
work when i want to.<br />
slack when i want to.<br />
no worries about money.<br />
of course i want my hubby to love me too.<br />
i don&#8217;t think i&#8217;ll be happy even if i&#8217;m a taitai but hubby doesn&#8217;t love me =(<br />
<em><strong>i need lots of TLC.</strong></em><br />
i think it&#8217;s very hard to love me.<br />
sometimes <em>i wonder</em> if zy finds it hard too.<br />
i&#8217;m afraid.<br />
of what?<br />
of doing the wrong things.<br />
of saying the wrong things.<br />
of things going wrong.<br />
of insects.<br />
of supernatural.<br />
of losing my loved ones.<br />
of having no money.<br />
of angry people.<br />
of people who&#8217;re mad at me.<br />
of babies who cry nonstop.<br />
of overzealous dogs.<br />
i want a dog!<br />
<em>dar wants to keep a dog</em>.<br />
but mummy says mama doesn&#8217;t like dogs.<br />
and daddy will surely say no.<br />
&#8216;cos then who&#8217;ll look after it.<br />
when he pees or poops.<br />
mama? yeye?<br />
dar says he&#8217;ll do it but i know he won&#8217;t. HA<br />
it&#8217;s 4PM<br />
the hongky&#8217;s coming back from his meeting.<br />
please come back late!<br />
noisy bugger.<br />
i thought about it for the past few days.<br />
<em>i realised what&#8217;s missing.</em><br />
but i haven&#8217;t said anything yet.<br />
i wonder if he even bothers.<br />
<span style="text-decoration: line-through;">maybe it&#8217;s forgotten.<br />
</span>hmm hmm<br />
i feel very lifeless these days.<br />
and i&#8217;ve got a very boring life.<br />
it&#8217;s like work, home, fb, sleep everyday.<br />
except thursdays where i have kickboxing.<br />
and saturdays and sundays no work!<br />
i feel like i&#8217;ve missed out on loads of things.<br />
<strong>i need a new wallet.<br />
</strong>maybe it&#8217;s my wallet that causes my $$ to go so fast.<br />
superstitious much?<br />
<strong>i need to cut my hair.<br />
</strong>my fringe is irritating me.<br />
too long.<br />
the last time i cut was 2 months ago?<br />
my hair is growing longer!<br />
<em>duhhh~</em><br />
and yes this post is very long.<br />
i spend 1 hour 30 mins on this i think.<br />
just random thoughts popping up in my mind.<br />
i gonna go daydream now.<br />
byebyebye!</p>
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		<title>DARRELL</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:07:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JoAnn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MY BROTHER IS WATCHING THE POKEMON MOVIE ONLINE NOW! AND HE&#8217;S TALKING TO HIMSELF, SAYING THINGS LIKE &#8220;TEAM ROCKET!&#8221; ETC. LOLROFLMAO THEN HE&#8217;S SAYING &#8220;SO LAME! HAHAH POKEMON ROCKS&#8221; LOLROFLMAO I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING GUESS WHY HE&#8217;S WATCHING? &#8216;COS HE&#8217;S PLAYING THE NEW VERSION OF POKEMON &#38; HE SAYS HE NEEDS TO WATCH THE SHOW [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2 style="text-align: center;"><span><span><span><strong>MY BROTHER IS WATCHING THE POKEMON MOVIE ONLINE NOW!</strong></span></span></span></h2>
<h2 style="text-align: center;"><span><span><span><strong>AND HE&#8217;S TALKING TO HIMSELF, SAYING THINGS LIKE &#8220;TEAM ROCKET!&#8221; ETC.</strong></span></span></span></h2>
<h2 style="text-align: center;"><span><span><span><strong>LOLROFLMAO</strong></span></span></span></h2>
<h2 style="text-align: center;"><span><span><span><strong>THEN HE&#8217;S SAYING &#8220;SO LAME! HAHAH POKEMON ROCKS&#8221;</strong></span></span></span></h2>
<h2 style="text-align: center;"><span><span><span><strong>LOLROFLMAO</strong></span></span></span></h2>
<h2 style="text-align: center;"><span><span><span><strong>I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING</strong></span></span></span></h2>
<h2 style="text-align: center;"><span><span><span><strong>GUESS WHY HE&#8217;S WATCHING?</strong></span></span></span></h2>
<h2 style="text-align: center;"><span><span><span><strong>&#8216;COS HE&#8217;S PLAYING THE NEW VERSION OF POKEMON &amp; HE SAYS HE NEEDS TO WATCH THE SHOW SO HE&#8217;LL KNOW ABOUT THE POKEMONS.</strong></span></span></span></h2>
<h2 style="text-align: center;"><span><span><span><strong>LOLROFLMAO</strong></span></span></span></h2>
<h2 style="text-align: center;"><span><span><span><strong>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA<br />
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		<title>Protected: i can&#8217;t get rid of them</title>
		<link>http://jo-annchan.com/2009/05/26/i-cant-get-rid-of-them/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 15:51:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Ode to Nice Girls v.2</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 13:49:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a tribute to the nice girls. These are the girls who are safe. The girls whom guys who have girlfriends are allowed to hang out with because they’re not viewed as a threat. These are the girls who dress respectably . . . they don’t go and get “skank clothes” and parade themselves [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a tribute to the nice girls. These are the girls who are safe. The girls whom guys who have girlfriends are allowed to hang out with because they’re not viewed as a threat. These are the girls who dress respectably . . . they don’t go and get “skank clothes” and parade themselves around, catching the attention of every drooling, testosterone-filled boy on earth. These are the girls who are okay with going to chick-fil-a on a date, hanging out, watching a movie, playing a game, or doing some other low-cost, high-fun form of entertainment. Because after all,<strong> it’s really about the quality time that they spend with the guy</strong> and not the amount of money that is flowing from his pockets in order to please her every whim and desire (or so he thinks) during the date.</p>
<p>This is in honor of the girls who take the time to ask their guy friends “how’s life?” and to listen carefully when the answer is given. The girls who <span style="text-decoration: underline;">go out of their way</span> to make cookies or cheer up male friends in distress. Yeah, we know “men are from Mars” and “women are from Venus,” but a <em>simple “thank you” is pretty darn universal</em>.</p>
<p>This goes out to the girls who must <strong>sit complacently while their guy friends discuss the “hotness” of the girl at the next table over</strong>. They watch as these guys date or lust over each and every self-centered, trashy, insecure, flirtatious, and flighty girl they come into contact with.</p>
<p>When asked, most guys say they would like to date a nice girl. However, when faced with such an opportunity, they claim that “I love her . . .like a little sister” or “there are no such things as nice girls. They’re all evil.” These guys continue to complain about how all girls are “manipulative” and “gossipy” and wonder why in the world they all go to the bathroom at the same time.</p>
<p>But, we must confess, there are guys out there who realize the value of their nice friends who are girls. These are the guys who should be praised for their willingness to go with the flow, hang out, and chill. These guys, however, fail to consider these nice girls as anything more than friends or to step up to the plate and consider them for a Saturday night date or the upcoming dance even though they possess all the qualities that guys claim they are looking for. But, a note to the nice girls. Eventually all guys will (or at least should) realize that they don’t want to have a relationship with a girl who wants all of their money and who will only date them until a guy who is better or more enhancing for her social status comes along. So, until those guys realize what is right in front of them, a word of encouragement to the nice girls. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of being treated like a doormat. In all honesty, you are valuable. Clearly, you possess qualities that cause your guy friends to want to hang out with you. The world needs your encouragement, your willingness to take part in spontaneous activities, your ability to continue to enjoy life even though you watch as countless nasty, malicious female sirens blind the nice guys with their alluring ways. For all of the random, frustrating, and seemingly non-sensical things you tolerate, <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>don’t lose hope</strong></em></span>. Nice guys do exist and will someday realize that nice girls, who are not evil, exist as well. Fear not, your day will come. And <strong>perhaps your prince will too</strong>.</p>
<p><em>via <a title="Ode to Nice Girls" href="http://www.jagszone.com/other/ode_girl_2.html" target="_blank">jagszone</a></em></p>
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<p>shared the tribute to nice girls v.1 on facebook. just take a min to read it. also there&#8217;s the tribute to nice guys =)</p>
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		<title>Give A Squirrel A Helping Hand</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 17:45:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Happiness is?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 18:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[shawn&#8217;s homework yesterday.. Happiness is toching touching a dog. Happiness is to do wile well in my exams. hahah cute my own version of happiness. Happiness is to be able to eat good food everyday. Happiness is to love and be loved. Happiness is to have great friends around me. Happiness is when I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>shawn&#8217;s homework yesterday..</p>
<blockquote><p>Happiness is <del datetime="2009-03-13T18:32:28+00:00">toching</del> touching a dog.<br />
Happiness is to do <del datetime="2009-03-13T18:32:28+00:00">wile</del> well in my exams.</p></blockquote>
<p>hahah cute</p>
<p>my own version of happiness.</p>
<blockquote><p>Happiness is to be able to eat good food everyday.<br />
Happiness is to love and be loved.<br />
Happiness is to have great friends around me.<br />
Happiness is when I don&#8217;t have to worry about money.<br />
Happiness is to be able to stay by my parents side.<br />
Happiness is when I&#8217;m out with my cousins or friends.<br />
Happiness is to read books while eating chocolates.<br />
Happiness is spending time with my loved ones.<br />
Happiness is to be able to do something I like everyday.<br />
Happiness is to find a job I love.<br />
Happiness is when I think of Wang Lee Hom. LOL<br />
Happiness is those nights when my brother and I will talk just before sleeping.<br />
Happiness is when I do something stupid with my cousins or friends. (like pressing all the buttons in the lift and running to hide when caught. LOL childish but fun =x)<br />
Happiness is to be able to eat chocolates and not get fat.<br />
Happiness is when I don&#8217;t have PMS.<br />
Happiness is when I don&#8217;t have backaches during menstruation.<br />
Happiness it to have a hot cup of tea right now.<br />
Happiness is to be able to eat maggi mee and not drop hair.<br />
Happiness is when my parents don&#8217;t nag at me.<br />
Happiness is to not have pimples.<br />
Happiness is to win 4D or Toto or Big Sweep and alot alot of money.<br />
Happiness to to own a Volkswagen Beetle or Mini Cooper.<br />
Happiness is to be able to alter my chin. D:<br />
Happiness is to be loved by someone I love.<br />
Happiness is where my heart lies.</p></blockquote>
<p>that&#8217;s all i can think of now.</p>
<p><em>what&#8217;s your happiness?</em></p>
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		<title>her morning elegance</title>
		<link>http://jo-annchan.com/2009/02/03/her-morning-elegance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 12:22:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>the rock</title>
		<link>http://jo-annchan.com/2008/12/09/1-2-3-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:35:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JoAnn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i understand that scissors can beat paper, and how rock can beat scissors, but theres no fucking way that paper can beat rock. paper is suppose to magically &#8220;wrap around&#8221; rock, rendering it immobile? why the hell can&#8217;t paper do this to scissors? screw scissors why can&#8217;t paper do this to people? why aren&#8217;t sheets [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>i understand that scissors can beat paper, and how rock can beat scissors,<br />
but theres no fucking way that paper can beat rock.</p>
<p>paper is suppose to magically &#8220;wrap around&#8221; rock, rendering it immobile?<br />
why the hell can&#8217;t paper do this to scissors?</p>
<p>screw scissors<br />
why can&#8217;t paper do this to people?</p>
<p>why aren&#8217;t sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students<br />
as they attempt to take notes in class?</p>
<p>i&#8217;ll tell you why</p>
<p>-</p>
<p>BECAUSE PAPER CAN&#8217;T BEAT ANYBODY!<br />
a rock would tear the shit up in 2 seconds.</p>
<p>when i play rock/paper/scissors i always choose rock.</p>
<p>then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper,<br />
i punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say:</p>
<p>&#8220;oh shit, i&#8217;m sorry &#8211; i thought paper would protect you, asshole&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>holy greatness</title>
		<link>http://jo-annchan.com/2008/11/30/holy-greatness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 18:11:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JoAnn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SEPHORA IS OPENING RIGHT HERE IN SG! WOOOooooooooooOOOOHOOOOOOoooooooooooo! finally i can lay hands on my chocolate cupcake body butter and all without waiting for a spree! yayness~ i can&#8217;t wait to step into the store!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">SEPHORA IS OPENING RIGHT HERE IN SG!<br />
WOOOooooooooooOOOOHOOOOOOoooooooooooo!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">finally i can lay hands on my chocolate cupcake body butter and all without waiting for a spree!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">yayness~ i can&#8217;t wait to step into the store!</p>
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